{"product_id":"kids-utter-woke-nonsense-sean-dyche-christmas-jumper","title":"Kids - Utter Woke Nonsense - Sean Dyche Christmas Jumper","description":"\u003cp\u003eA little festive nonsense for the next generation of football fans. The Kids Utter Woke Nonsense Sean Dyche Christmas Jumper brings the manager-inspired joke to a soft, comfortable sweatshirt made for December.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA playful choice for Christmas jumper day, family celebrations or a gift for a young football fan. Match it with the adult version for a family outfit with a sense of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"font-weight:400;\"\u003eKids’ Sean Dyche Christmas Jumper Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft brushed fleece lining\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed cuffs and hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes 4Y to 14Y\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eUsually with you within 4–6 days of ordering. Enter your postcode at checkout for a more accurate estimate. All UK orders are sent with tracked delivery. See our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/football-is-life.com\/pages\/delivery\"\u003efull delivery guidelines\u003c\/a\u003e for more information.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"font-weight:400;\"\u003eKids’ Sean Dyche Christmas Jumper Size Guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in ages 4 to 14 years. Size availability can vary by colour. The measurements below are for the garment, rather than body measurements.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto;max-width:100%;\" role=\"region\" aria-label=\"Kids’ Sean Dyche Christmas Jumper Size Chart\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eKids’ Sean Dyche Christmas Jumper Measurements In Centimetres And Inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eMeasurement\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003e4Y\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003e6Y\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003e8Y\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003e10Y\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003e12Y\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003e14Y\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eLength (cm)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e65\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eChest Circumference (cm)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e72\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e82\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e88\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e94\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e100\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eHalf Chest (Flat, cm)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eLength (inches)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eChest Circumference (inches)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eHalf Chest (Flat, inches)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e15\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"font-weight:400;\"\u003eKids’ Sean Dyche Christmas Jumper Measuring Guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eLay a sweatshirt that fits well on a flat surface and compare its measurements with the chart above.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLength: measure from the highest point of the shoulder, beside the collar, to the bottom hem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHalf Chest: measure straight across the front, just below the armholes. This is the flat garment width; chest circumference is twice this measurement.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor more help choosing a fit, see our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/football-is-life.com\/pages\/sizing-guides\"\u003eKids’ Sizing Guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"font-weight:400;\"\u003eKids’ Sean Dyche Christmas Jumper Care Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto;max-width:100%;\"\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eCare\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eInstructions\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eWash\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out and with similar colours.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDry\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTumble dry on low heat or lay flat to 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