You can't beat a funny football Christmas jumper for your office party or Christmas night out. Here at Football is Life we've got an incredible range of football Christmas jumpers. They make a great way to show your support for your favourite team or player, but we also have a range of funny football Christmas jumpers that you can wear no matter what team you support. Bound to get a laugh in the office, at the game, or down the pub - here's our top 6 Funniest Football Christmas Jumpers for 2025!
11.) Thank Mr Marinakis It's Christmas!
On Christmas Morning, as we wake up to our presents under the tree, there's one man we need to thank. He's big, bearded, and likes to wear red... that's right - it's Mr Marinakis! I'm sure all Nottingham Forest fans will take a moment this Christmas to thank Mr Marinakis, and our Mr Marinakis Christmas Jumper is the perfect way to pay tribute! Available in a range of colours and from sizes small to 3XL, our Mr Marinakis Christmas Jumper makes the perfect Christmas gift for any football fan. But don't thank us - Thank Mr Marinakis!
10.) Presents? We'll Have a Look! Christmas Jumper
Presents? We'll Have a Look! Of course we'll have a look! This funny Christmas Jumper is perfect for football fans, no matter what team they support. Steve McManaman's iconic bit of commentary went viral to the point where I can't hear the phrase in anything but his voice now! Available in a range of colours and from sizes small to 3XL, our We'll Have a Look Christmas Jumper makes the perfect gift this holiday season!
9.) Santa? Makes You Think Christmas Jumper
Next up is everyone's favourite football conspiracy theorist Matt Le Tissier who's been working on a new theory about Santa. You're saying he gets around the whole World in one night to deliver presents - yet no one sees him? Makes you think! Our Matt Le Tissier Christmas Jumper is a bit of fun that's bound to get a laugh on your Christmas night out down the pub. Available in a range of colours and from sizes small to 3XL, we've got a theory it'll go down as a great gift for any football fan!
8.) It Can't Be Christmas Can It? It Can!
It can't be Christmas can it? It Can! Our Mick McCarthy Christmas Jumper is a fun reference to the iconic Mick McCarthy interview. Is it just us that can't hear the phrase 'it can' without hearing it in Mick McCarthy's voice? Our Mick McCarthy Christmas Jumper is perfect for your Christmas night out or as a Christmas gift for a football fan! Available in a range of colours and from sizes small to 3XL, it can't be the best Christmas Jumper ever can it? It can!
7.) Santa's North Pole Ultras Christmas Jumper
In at number 7 is our Santa's North Pole Ultras Christmas Jumper Like a scene straight out of Green Street, our Santa's North Pole Ultras Christmas Jumper is bound to be a hit this Christmas! Featuring Santa and his Elves as football hooligans with a 'North Pole Ultras' banner - you wouldn't want to bump into this lot on an away day! Great for your Christmas night out or a cheeky Christmas gift, our Santa's North Pole Ultras Christmas Jumper is available in a range of colours and sizes small to 3XL.
6.) Merry Football Dartsmas Christmas Jumper
When we first heard Merry Football Dartsmas on that Sky Sports advert, we thought it was one of the worst, cringiest slogans ever. It's so bad we started to say it ironically... to the point where it now sounds normal. Maybe that was the whole point! We've put together this Merry Football Dartsmas Christmas Jumper featuring the slogan, after all it is the best time of the year with the constant football and darts on tv! Our Merry Football Dartsmas Christmas Jumper is perfect for sitting home watching tv, going to watch your footy team, or for a trip to the Ally Pally for the darts! Merry Football Dartsmas everyone!
5.) Unbelievable Jeff! Chris Kamara Christmas Jumper
It's Christmas? Unbelievable Jeff! If you're looking for a funny football Christmas Jumper for your office party or Christmas night out then our Unbelievable Jeff Christmas Jumper is the one for you! Featuring everyone's favourite football reporter Chris Kamara with his mouth open in shock - he just can't believe it's Christmas. Available in a range of colours and from sizes small to 3XL, there's no need to be fighting like beavers over this one. Our Chris Kamara Christmas Jumper is bound to be a winner for any football fan this Christmas, so get yours Today before you miss this one, Jeff!
4.) Ally McCoist Christmas Jumper
That Cannae be Father Christmas! Our Ally McCoist Christmas Jumper is the perfect throwback to everyone's favourite pundit in absolute awe when AC/DC started playing in the stadium. I can just imagine Ally saying this at Christmas time! Jingle Bells is it Father Christmas! Cannae beat a bit of Father Christmas man!
3.) Rudolph Isn't Going on My Sleigh!
Our Monday Night Festivities Christmas Jumper is a festive take on the classic Carragher and Keane confrontation on Monday Night Football. I think most football fans can hear the disappointed response from Roy Keane as soon as they hear the phrase "Giggs isn't going in my team". This Christmas Jumper swaps Carra for Santa and Giggs for Rudolph. Bound to get a laugh on your Christmas night out or in the office for Christmas Jumper Day, it also makes a great gift for any football fan this Christmas!
2.) That's His Job! Roy Keane Christmas Jumper
Praising Santa for Delivering Presents? That's His Job! - Roy Keane. Now we don't know if Roy Keane has ever said this exactly, but it wouldn't surprise us if he had! Our Roy Keane Christmas Jumper is a fun festive reference to one of Roy Keane's famous quotes. We love that he refuses to give footballers any credit for doing their job. Now you can bring that same cheery attitude to your Christmas night out or even Christmas Day itself with our Roy Keane Christmas Jumper. Printed on high quality sweatshirts and available in a range of colours and sizes, it makes the perfect gift for any football fan this Christmas. But don't thank us for making it... it's our job!
1.) VAR Humbug Christmas Jumper
So there you have it, the Funniest Football Christmas Jumpers you can buy this Christmas! Whether you want to be a star at the Christmas party or top of the table for gift giving - Football is Life have got you covered!
