Matt Le Tissier questioning how Santa travels around the world unseen feels strangely believable. This design turns the idea into a football Christmas joke for anyone who enjoys conspiracy humour, pub conversations and festive claims that collapse under even mild scrutiny.

The Christmas jumper is made for December matchdays, office jumper days and nights at the pub, adding a recognisable football reference to a genuinely useful winter layer.

Matt Le Tissier Christmas Jumper Details

• A high quality Christmas sweatshirt. Crafted from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
• Features air jet yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling.
• Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs.
• 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery.
• Classic fit for everyday comfort.
• Crewneck jumper/sweatshirt NOT a knitted jumper.
• Unisex Fitting for Men and Women.

Matt Le Tissier Christmas Jumper Size Guide

Matt Le Tissier Christmas Jumper Measuring Guide

You can use the chart above with the measuring guide below to compare sizes to an existing jumper of yours to ensure you get the best fit. For any further questions please don’t hesitate to reach out to us via email.

Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the sweatshirt (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the shirt.

Half Chest

Lay the jumper down on a flat surface and measure it from left to right across the chest, about 2cm below the arms.

Sleeve Length

Lay the jumper down on a flat surface and pull the sleeve away from the sweatshirt. Measure the sleeve from the tip of the shoulder to the opening of the sleeve.

Measurements are provided by suppliers and jumpers may run smaller or larger with a difference of +/- 2.5cm (1 in)

Matt Le Tissier Christmas Jumper Care Instructions