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Kids - Utter Woke Nonsense - Sean Dyche Christmas Jumper

Kids - Utter Woke Nonsense - Sean Dyche Christmas Jumper

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Kids - Utter Woke Nonsense - Sean Dyche Christmas Jumper Description:

A little festive nonsense for the next generation of football fans. The Kids Utter Woke Nonsense Sean Dyche Christmas Jumper brings the manager-inspired joke to a soft, comfortable sweatshirt made for December.

A playful choice for Christmas jumper day, family celebrations or a gift for a young football fan. Match it with the adult version for a family outfit with a sense of humour.

Kids’ Sean Dyche Christmas Jumper Details

  • 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester
  • Soft brushed fleece lining
  • Ribbed cuffs and hem
  • Sizes 4Y to 14Y
  • Printed to order

Usually with you within 4–6 days of ordering. Enter your postcode at checkout for a more accurate estimate. All UK orders are sent with tracked delivery. See our full delivery guidelines for more information.

Kids’ Sean Dyche Christmas Jumper Size Guide

Available in ages 4 to 14 years. Size availability can vary by colour. The measurements below are for the garment, rather than body measurements.

Kids’ Sean Dyche Christmas Jumper Measurements In Centimetres And Inches
Measurement 4Y 6Y 8Y 10Y 12Y 14Y
Length (cm) 44 49 54 58 62 65
Chest Circumference (cm) 72 76 82 88 94 100
Half Chest (Flat, cm) 36 38 41 44 47 50
Length (inches) 17.3 19.3 21.3 22.8 24.4 25.6
Chest Circumference (inches) 28.3 29.9 32.3 34.6 37 39.4
Half Chest (Flat, inches) 14.2 15 16.1 17.3 18.5 19.7

Kids’ Sean Dyche Christmas Jumper Measuring Guide

Lay a sweatshirt that fits well on a flat surface and compare its measurements with the chart above.

  • Length: measure from the highest point of the shoulder, beside the collar, to the bottom hem.
  • Half Chest: measure straight across the front, just below the armholes. This is the flat garment width; chest circumference is twice this measurement.

For more help choosing a fit, see our Kids’ Sizing Guide.

Kids’ Sean Dyche Christmas Jumper Care Instructions

Care Instructions
Wash Machine wash cold, inside out and with similar colours.
Dry Tumble dry on low heat or lay flat to dry.
Iron Do not iron directly over the printed design.
Store Keep in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.
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